Dolphin:

(in squeaky dolphin like sound) Snorkey, talk… man. (Clears throat.)

Dolphin:

(in rich baritone of a lounge singer) I’m sorry, let me start over.

Dolphin:

The Man, The Myth, The Legend– er, wait. we’re talking about DaveyDZ here right? Anyway, DaveyDZ started a long time ago for really no apparent reason if only to be a screen name on the Internets.Pretty much a mash up of DaveyDZ’s first name, David and his last, Diaz, DaveyDZ has worked to become a presence on the interweb. Be it film, page, game, or picture, DaveyDZ brings to the table his idiosyncratic tastes and presents them to you in all their triumph and vulnerability. After asking a kid what he thought about DaveyDZ on Xbox Live while playing Call of Duty 4, the kid responded with, "Fuck off wanka, I couldn’t give two shit about DaveyDZ!" He then promptly received negative feedback for being an asshole. FUCK YOU KID!

Dolphin:

(clears throat) Sorry about that… DaveyDZ is a place where that itch you have is scratched. Where you laugh, where you cry, where you go, "hmmm." And as always goes if you knew the dude DaveyDZ and not just the website DaveyDZ you would know that he must leave you with a life quote that he tries his best to go by but doesn’t always succeed.

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." — Ralph Waldo Emerson