Funny Tweeters to Follow -DaveyDZ

Twitter is a haven for funny. Comedy fits twitter perfectly because the funniest things said can fit in the allotted 140 characters. From funny insights, social commentary, links to funny things on the interwebs, or just straights up funny jokes, these Tweeters are what DaveyDZ finds funny. See any That I missed? Show me in the comments below.

: @DrTobiaFunke – Seen Arrested Development? need I say more? Awesome tweet: “I’m not sure why everyone gives Lamar Odom such flack about that Kardashian girl. She’s very hunky.”

: @Chuck_Facts – Everyone loves Chuck facts. Awesome tweet: “Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean Theorem.”

: @DarthVader – Do I need to make an introduction? Awesome tweet: “Let’s see Scott Pilgrim vs The Galactic Empire then we’ll talk.”

: @ToplessRobot – Basically a bad man. Awesome tweet: “And I had one birthday where I was sexually assaulted against my will AND got thrown out. Yes, of my own party.”

: @Nick_Nolte – After the infamous mugshot, this Nick Nolte parody took the cake. Awesome tweet: “Game preserve, petting zoo — what the fuck ever. Point is, you eat what you kill.”

: @StephenAtHome – A funny jerk and host on Comedy Central who follows 0 people. Awesome tweet: “Careful, ladies — if you worry to much about your armpit beauty, you’ll get unsightly frown lines.”

: @RustyRockets – found the stage silently and used his bad boy persona to his advantage. Awesome tweet: “Vegas! I’m married and I don’t drink or gamble, but by GOD I’m going to ride a white tiger.”

: @ConanOBrien – Conan is the funniest of late night talk. Awsome tweet: “If the government shuts down, the IRS will be closed, according to my accountant, Wesley Snipes.”

: @pattonoswalt – Patton Oswalt is a hilarious comedian and his small stature helps a lot. Awesome tweet: “Does anyone sell those forearm-track pistol holsters on Etsy? Like the one in TAXI DRIVER? Going to Whole Foods…”

: @rainnwilson – A comedian who has graced many movies. Awesome tweet: “I love napping so much Im thinking about becoming an air traffic controller.”

: @Sween – Don’t really know who this Canadian is, but he is pretty damn hilarious in an everyday way. Awesome tweet: “I showed my wife the correct way to load the dishwasher and now I’m in bed waiting for my reward and I have no idea what’s keeping her.”

: @WeirdNews – Great account to follow for, well, weird news. Awesome tweet: “Man bites dog _ then sues over police canine’s act”

: @robcorddry – Dude is a outrageous comedian. usually NSFW. Awesome tweet: “The worst thing about working with a nine year old is that she doesn’t get any of my 9/11 jokes.”

: @ShitMyDadSays – the best quotes of a wise man. Heed the wisdom. Aesome tweet: “So he likes drugs and hookers. That’s the mustard & mayo on the sandwich of life. Problem is, that’s all he’s got on his fucking sandwich.”

: @TheSamoanElvis – Shameless promotion for my brother, but he says some funny crazy things. awesome tweet: “I bet Martha Stewart gives amazing dome.”