I know I'm late to the Paranormal Activity party but after watching this movie I felt compelled to write about it.

This movie is not good at all.

I found a jellybean!

It's very boring and not scary at all. Some people say its creepy in its realism, I find it to be boring in its realism. Seriously, the whole movie shows these two people talking and bickering with each other. The rest of the movie shows the guy in the house proving to himself and viewers that there is an entity in the house. DUH! We are convinced there is something there, now move a long to something else. I find a door that moves slightly, pushed by some invisible thing not very scary. In fact while watching the movie, I found it odd that people sleep with the door always open. The house felt so fake to me and the movie so boring that when they would walk through the house I would look at all the photos and no where in the house were there any family pictures. Just the two of them in photos a la Myspace.

Bringing the psychic in didn't help the movie any. "Oh ders sumtin 'ere. Ain't ghost, sumtin mo' powahfull. 'tis a deman in 'ere 'ouse. Call up de buddy." Actually it would have been more entertaining if it was said in a weird accent like the witch from Pirates of the Carribbean. Instead we got a guy who apparently was scared, said he had a friend who was a Demonologist and who could handle it. Except apparently in San Diego, there is only 1 Demonologist and he was away climbing Mt. Everest or whatever other reason for not being there. PUH-lease.

The rest of the movie consisted of the guy trying to contact the demon, the girl sleepwalking and staring, and the both yelling, "what is that!" Every time the door slammed or a noise was made or whatever. Bitch! we know what it is, its a demon, kill it or die. Do something fun!

I seriously can't believe people liked this movie. I want my money back. Like seriously. There was a petition to get this movie into more theaters, I want to start a petition to be refunded money for watching such a drool film. The only Paranormal activity going on around here is how this movie made so much money. A testament to the marketing genius of the movie and not to the substance.

I give this film 1 point out of ten and give it a thousand swift kicks to the nuts out of ten.