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  Want a movie with crisp tight action scenes, thrilling car chases and EXPLOSIONS? Then this movie is for you– er, well sometimes. Transporter 3 can sometimes drag worse than a mental patient’s feet.

Don’t get me wrong. I think its a very enjoyable movie for all the reasons described above. Don’t worry about the unoriginal plot, the cheesy dialogue, or the one dimensional characters, the fight scenes are BADASS!

Jason Statham does a great job reprising his role as the Transporter Frank Martin. His awesomeness is at its peak when he shows his mastery of anything with wheels when he BMXes to get his car back from the guy who jacked it.

The biggest problem the movie has is in my opinion is the girl Valentina played by the sexyily befreckeled Natalya Rudakova. Her character just isn’t fleshed out any and boy is her character annoying. "Vhat is carseat? Vhat you mean this optimisim? "I am not Russian, I am Ukrainian." Bitch who cares, you’re generic! The scenes between Frank and Valentina were excruciatingly sloooow and piled in between awesome action it only made you feel as if you were being teased, like that hot chick Action was giving you the Boring Blue Balls. With the sappy piano playing during these "soft" scenes I swear that if I had a gun, I would have ate a bullet.

Again, I liked the movie to a certain extent. Abridge the movie taking out the worst sappy scenes and you have one hell of a ride.

DaveyDZ gives it: