I know I'm late to the Paranormal Activity party but after watching this movie I felt compelled to write about it.

This movie is not good at all. (Read on, Guv…)

So I was summoned for jury duty. (Read on, Guv…)

I sat there in the plush stadium seating of an AMC or something like that. Red curtains peeled to the sides and red velvet seats with little diamond designs. The movie was on and it was dark and yet I can’t see the characters or really the movie. I only sense it, like a man blind in detail but sightful in shapes and I only could feel the emotion they presented. I could only see in general terms the deceit and betrayal they acted out against one another.

(Read on, Guv…)